I thought I’d start putting these all in one place, for anyone interested in reading them all. These are my highly irreverent reviews for Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James. Some of you may know that the novel started life as a Twilight fanfiction, and James simply changed the names and took out the supernatural elements. A lot of people wonder how it ever got published. So do I, hence my reviews.
Disclaimer: If you are easily offended, you might want to look away now, as the reviews (and the book for that matter) contain such words as: ‘it’, ‘down there’ and ‘considerable length’.
Disclaimer 2: These reviews are my opinions on the books and mine alone. I know that many people have read the book and enjoyed it, and I don’t deny them that in any way. Their reading experience is just as valid as mine. Therefore, my comments are only about the book as I see it. I’m not having a dig at the readership at all.
Please also be warned: **THERE BE SPOILERS AHEAD**